Photographers /// CaptnG

Bella, the godmother to a vengeful family relaxes with some pasta before going out to take over the world.

Remeber the set called "House Sitting"? well, thats when I took naughty photos in this stupid bitch's bathroom while I was watching her house, here are the ones where I take naughty photos on her DINING ROOM TABLE! bwahahaha.

Since today is mothers day I thought I'd celebrate by giving you this set. because it was taken in my mothers bathtub, while she was still alive. And I'm sure shes rolling in her grave because I made porn in her bathtub. But you know, art takes all forms.

One of the great things about where I live is that right in my backyard there's a train yard. So I spend lots of time in the summer hanging out, watching the trains and um....getting naked.

It's no secret to anyone who knows me, that I absolutely LOVE Conor Oberest, and bright eyes and saddle creek records. I don't think until now that is, that anybody knew how much I REALLY loved Conor tho. Well, now you all know. And if you DON'T know about Bright Eyes, you better visit saddlecreekrecords.com right now! Yes, it's true, I like to sit home with my sock monkeys and smoke L's and listen to my bright eyes records. For real.