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Name:

Johnny Nines

Astrological Sign:

Aries

Pets:

Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches

Best Sex Story:

I don't remember; I was too drunk...

Favorite Bands:

The Vigilantes, Neil Diamond, Quiet Riot, Bon Jovi, The Faint, Boy George, Cindi Lauper, AC/DC, Guns -n- Roses, The Business, Pinkerton Thugs, Twisted Sister, Endless Struggle.

Favorite Books:

Catch 22, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Trainspotting, For Whom the Bell Tolls.

Favorite Movies:

Any bad 80's horror/zombie movies, kung-fu movies, The Warriors, Suburbia, The Goonies, Transformers, anything Stanley Kubrick, Gleaming the Cube, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey.

Favorite Article of Clothing:

Straight-laced, steel-toed, oxbloods.

Favorite Kink:

Anything involving me, you, and a 40.

Turn Ons:

knives, blood, scars, tattoos, piercings, suspension, choking, play piercing, gas masks, dp, public restroom sex, biting, making out high school style, & that whimper you make when you take it in the ass for the first time.

Turn Offs:

fat people, bad mohawks, & faux hawks.

Revenge Krew status:

Model

My favorite things to eat are:

Labia Cupcakes, Salsa Doritos, & Swedish Fish.

My favorite things to drink are:

PBR!, Tequila, & Vagaritas.

My pet peeves include:

People

I contribute to the porn industry because:

So my girlfriend has something to masturbate to.

Little things that make me happy:

dollar store toys, stenciling, and your mom

If I could have sex anywhere it would be:

anyplace i'm not supposed to