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Name:

Rev. Mitcz

Astrological Sign:

Scorpio

Pets:

My rockstar kitty Bouschka, my Ball Python Shaitan, and my Emperor Scorpion Poke

Best Sex Story:

Ohh there's so many. And I don't think there's enough room for a full "story" per se. I'll just tell a mildly amusing one instead. When I was 18, my goth-ish girlfriend at the time tried playing all "hardcore" and said "I like pain". I said "what kinda pain?" she said "all kinds". She had this grin, like she was all the tough shit. I said "be specific. I'm sadistic without remorse" and she said "just.. pain. I love it. I'm a freak like that.. I'm a total massochist". So, I took the cigarette I was smoking and put it out on her pubic bone.

Favorite Bands:

Faith No More, pretty much any Mike Patton project, Skinny Puppy, Nirvana, Pixies, The Clash, The Ramones, Tiamat, Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, NIN, KMFDM, Marilyn Manson, Social Distortion, GWAR, and on and on and....

Favorite Books:

I'm not really a book person, but I thoroughly enjoyed "On The Road" by Jack Kerouac

Favorite Movies:

Star Wars (the unaltered version), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Brazil, Alice in Wonderland, Labyrinth, Royal Tenenbaums, Heathers, Big Lebowski, True Romance, Natural Born Killers, Ghostbusters, Silence of the Lambs... so many more

Favorite Article of Clothing:

My cargo pants. I have many. But I sure do love cargos

Favorite Kink:

I like tongues.

Current Crush:

This willl apply for a long time : anyone attractive who's talking to me.

Turn Ons:

tongues, whispering, licking, taboo conversation, drunken confessions, Shaved pubic areas, piercings, tattoos, great asses, nicely-shaped tits, body modifications of most any sort, certain perfumes/body sprays, incense, cigarettes, full lips... I'll think of more

Turn Offs:

It's pretty simple. I like my women to be women. I don't like belching women. I don't want to hear about your toilet antics. Shave, take a shower, act like a good girl gone bad - and we're cool. I don't like those "one of the guys" chicks - the ones who ACT like guys, I mean.

Revenge Krew status:

I designed and did executive production on this monstrosity.

My favorite things to eat are:

Vaginal.

My favorite things to drink are:

Liquid.

website::

http://www.revmitcz.com

My pet peeves include:

body hair, close-minded thought, right-wing religious folk, and many other things I can't think of right now.

I contribute to the porn industry because:

I design websites for major adult firms.

If I could have sex anywhere it would be:

In space. That would so fuckin' rock. I wanna see a zero-gravity cum guzzling.