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Name:

ScottBonelli

Pets:

a small parrot, a south american squawkandshitter. that squawks all damn day,a pond full of way too many goldfish, poison dart frogs, and a scorpion.. the badger has left me !

Best Sex Story:

Reno Nevada, August 2, 2002, ......But Its a dry heat ! I was selling sex toys at a swingers convention in Reno ( as all good smut stories should start ), and it was hot! How hot? .... NEVADA HOT !!! After spending my day demonstrating a new piece of "sex furniture", dry humping a sexy assistant until we were both drenched is sweat, I found myself invited to an orgy. My first orgy, and when I say "orgy" we are talking about a tangled knot of human flesh. There were at least 40 people twisted and writhing in a single pile, I know, I counted. What was I thinking, an orgy... my first orgy? Must have been the heat!? I had to go; it was a polite invitation on a little printed card, room 605. After 16 years of monogamy; I needed sex with a stranger, It was the right thing to do, I had something to prove! The love of my life had dumped me a week earlier, crushed, could I even get it up with another woman? So in the foolish "high school" sort of way, where your dick leads, I had to follow.. (Who am I kidding, I would let it drive if it could reach the peddles). Room 605 wreaked of sex in every possible way... the noises, the scent, the heavy breathing... the naked people, were my first clue! They were like kinky French fries under the heat lamp at McDonalds, twisted in the oily warmth. Damn the heat! I was sort of sucked into the mass of, dare I say it, "SWINGERS". And yes I got it up, hell he got himself up, as if driving from memory and I were along for the ride. Heat be damned, I was going for it! Pretty eyes, and a little ego stroking, I’m easy. When the ride was over, and she was done making the yippee noise she said, "Thanks", and "Hi, my name is Christy", in that order. Was it good? Was it worth it? I still don't know, but its something that I'm trying to figure out. ...And did I mention this was "August in Reno Hot"... and P.S. i have had sex in the Batmobile... take that Bella..

Favorite Bands:

Rubber

Favorite Books:

I'm more of a shampoo bottle reader... Got to love that Ammonium Laurel Sulfate… remember lather, rinse repeat... it’s not just a good idea, it’s the law!

Favorite Movies:

Amelie, Usual Suspects, American Beauty, German Animal Porn.

Favorite Article of Clothing:

frilly panties .

Favorite Kink:

you have to get to know me first... but I assure you I am one kinky motha’.

Current Crush:

my niece Elle… Shhh don’t tell her.

Turn Ons:

a good smile is a thing of beauty... add to that a good laugh, a witty personality, and oh yeah... nice firm tits... (And you wonder why I'm single).

Turn Offs:

dames who smoke...

Revenge Krew status:

photographer and artist responsible for making the best liquid latex knwon to man AND artfully slathering naked hott babes in it for my website :)

My favorite things to eat are:

badger burgers

My favorite things to drink are:

badger juice... got to blend them first and force through a sieve

My pet peeves include:

my pet badger

I contribute to the porn industry because:

im one kinky bastard !

If I could have sex anywhere it would be:

who me ? no, no.. sex is dirty.. and its a sin isnt it??

Wishlist:

a badger..